21 Reasons Why You Should Never Visit Colorado

1. When you say ‘Colorado’, most people tend to think one thing.


Elk Mountains, Colorado

2. That it’s just a boring state where there is little to see or do.


Alamosa, Colorado

3. And they’re absolutely right!


Rock Fort, Carr, Colorado

4. I mean, just look at the place.


Colorado River

5. Have you ever seen somewhere so ugly?


Snowmass Lake, Colorado

6. The entire state is just made up of tumbleweed and desert.


North Clear Creek Falls, Hinsdale, Colorado

7. And don’t even get me started on the awful shrubbery.


Placida, Colorado

8. So many mangy mutts everywhere.


Colorado Rocky Mountain, Colorado

9. Someone should tell them to deal with their pest problem.


Colorado Wolf and Wildlife Center

10. Nothing aesthetically pleasing for miles.


Chatfield Lake, Littleton, Colorado

11. Only wide planes of zilch.


Hanging Lake, Colorado

12. There’s nothing fun to do anywhere.


 “Colorado Balloon Classic”, Prospect Lake in Memorial Park, Colorado Springs

13. Get ready to be bored to death.


 Copper Mountain, Colorado

14. *Yawn*


 Kayaking along Colorado River

15. You’d get more excitement from staring at cardboard.


 Horeseback Riding, The Home Ranch, Colorado

16. Just look at it. So much nope.


 St. Regis Aspen Resort, Colorado

17. Nothing interesting ever happens, it’s like a dead zone.


Air Force Academy, Colorado Springs

18. Get ready for the most hum-drum vacation ever.


Lower Blue Lake, Sneffels Range, Colorado

19. If you really had to, maybe you could put up with it for a day or two.


 Skiing in Aspen, Colorado

20. But no more than that.


 “Blucifer”, Denver Airport, Colorado

21. Trust us. It’s just awful.

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